#Rantalert

Winter is just around the corner and in no time everyone will be going mad over coffee. What I really don’t understand that why has it become a symbol of being so cool and if you don’t like it … They treat you as a stupid kid who knocks out his parents for being old school.
There are tons of things desi people overplay with poor coffee but I’ll try to highlight the most common obsessions of this new generation with my dear! Because I just’ can’t take this anymore! I have this serious relationship with it and I have to speak for it because I promised to be there in ups and downs of life.

• It is not to treat your recently developed headache due to your recent heartbreak!

Noooo! It cannot help you to recover from your recent rejection; neither can it help you to find a new one!!! No one is really interested in how much coffee intake is required by you to forget your previous love of life. You will find someone to share your cup of coffee so… take it easy! Hoslaa rkhooo!!!

• A selfie at coffee shop, check-in or a famous quote about it does not make you cooler, kiddo!

It’s okay to check-in, take a selfie and share inspiring quotes but… IT’S NOT OKAY to do any of this because YOUR ARE A MAD COFFEE LOVER. The real coffee lovers keep their coffee-life secret, note it down! No, I am not trying to be “Mohalay k kharos dictator baji” but you gotta learn something at this stage of your life!

• “Chai bhi achi hoti hai yar”. Yes! You can go out for “tea” with friends and it’s not bad at all!

Chai is a good thing which exists in this world and No! It is not for “old” ones like me! I am the die-hard fan but shhhh it’s personal. And I would suggest you to go and checkout chai dhabas and I assure you that you’ll like the experience.

• Homemade coffee is a real thing!

Hmm! So sachet and “Homemade phentii hoi coffee” do exist! yeah, it’s not really great when It’s me who is making it BUT! You don’t always need to brew your coffee to enjoy it! Be sincere with it and don’t leave it alone when you don’t like it!! That’s not polite and you are not taught to be rude with good things in life, Right?

• IT MAKES YOU A BETTER HUMAN, LOVE IT! RESPECT IT! AND HAVE IT ALL YOU WANT!

When I don’t want to see my colleagues face it turns them into a clown and the day passes by so quickly with so much fun. I am in no mood to talk to anyone it gives me a good company to cherish for days. I like to go out for a drive it comes with me to make my time more pleasant… and the list goes on!

I express regret if I sound too touchy… BUT it stood up for me when there was no one else. It made me a better person. *snif*snif*.

So have a good relationship with coffee and have it all you want but don’t make a fuss about it because It does not like it nah nah!